im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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