we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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