I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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