is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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