Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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