What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
