He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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