I wanna bring you to show and tell
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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