People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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