Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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