Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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