how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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