Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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