He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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