I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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