Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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