walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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