This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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