I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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