it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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