with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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