Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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