she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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