last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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