Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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