this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
