went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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