Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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