im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
bring money and cleavage
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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