i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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