he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
