She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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