ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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