So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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