evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
and i looked up. we had an audience...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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