Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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