Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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