I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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