"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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