Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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