If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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