so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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