Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
This toilet bowl is my home.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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