Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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