Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
