Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
