I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
