the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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