I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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