A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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