i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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