try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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