A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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My ATM looks so different sober.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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