So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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