You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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