did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We had to coat check the pizza.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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