I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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