We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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